Funny People

I have so many passwords, it's ridiculous. I usually keep the same one for easy, quick log-ins for since I'm apart of so many social networking sites(they're like crack). But, a few of my accounts have needed me to change them and now when I log in to anywhere, it takes me 10 minutes to get it right. It happened just now logging in here so that's why I'm talking about it.

Anyway, tonight I went to see the movie Funny People. Personally, I don't like Adam Sandler - I don't find any of his stuff funny at all. I might have a disease but I can't help it. I wanted to see the movie more because of Seth Rogen, whose new slim figure makes him even more delicious, and I'd say I was mildly entertained. What was going on inside the theatre was a little more interesting, and uncomfortable. A couple in front of us were getting busy but the odd thing was, they weren't teenagers. In fact, the dude was in a shirt and tie and the girl in a black dress. Since when did getting some in a public venue become a black-tie affair? At first, she looked like she was busy with her hands then she layed down in his lap.. he nuzzled her neck with kisses and then he layed on her chest (I just reread this and it sounds like I'm writing a soft-core porn novel but I'm not). Then, it looked like they were fighting! I thought maybe he was crying because she wouldn't give in. When the sinners calmed down, a couple behind of got all cuddly and origami-like with their bodies. It was a straight up brothel.. my friend and I were the only one not getting it in. But back to the movie.. Daisy was my favorite character.

I think the funniest part was on the drive home I proposed I should be a stand-up comedian and I started spitting some lines to my friend. Here's what we came up with:

"Most comedians come up here and joke about their dicks and balls. I don't have a dick so I guess I'm not going to be funny. I have some crack in the back though, if you wanna do some lines or something.."

"So, this one time, my friend and I were at a mall. You'd think we were browsing for some clothes but no. Actually, we were looking for some hair pieces. It was a time long before "Bump It" was available in stores. We were trying them on, having fun with fake hair when a small asian lady came over, yelling that they were not toys. My friend shouted back that she had lost great customers! What's up with that?"

"When I get home, my mom is going to have a cow. She's going to be like 'Stephanie! You're not allowed to be out gallavanting past 10 p.m, celebrating your youth!"

"This kid I messed around with..his facebook status was "I wish I had some limes for these Coronas" and I wanted to reply "I wish you never saw me with my pants off..and had some Coronas to forget about it."

..Ok, some of those were just clips from our actual conversations but it could work.

P.S I have a new AIM term.. baggle.
Bustin.A.Gut.Gettin'.Laughs.Everywhere.
- tell all your friends. spread it like wild fire.